No Nonsense

Sinus Kosinus
2 min readOct 9, 2021

Take it from the wise and save yourself

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I landed up going in for surgery. Don’t worry; all went well! Thanks to the excellent exceptional healthcare staff. Why I needed surgery? Well!

Dr. Babcock, whom you met before, 👇

gave me some bad news. His exact words were, “You have a terminal case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion!”

In the operating room, Dr. Gassy (anesthesiologist) and Dr. Babcock were arguing. Dr. Gassy finally yelled, “Laughter is not the best medicine. Propofol is!” Everyone laughed, including me, under sedation.

Amidst all the chatting and laughter, I lost a lot of blood. Having a surgeon estimate a blood loss is like having a used car salesman estimate his honesty.

I was supposed to get my vasectomy done as well. But the team ran out of time, so they handed me this 👇 take-home kit to be placed, you know where…

Before you go in to see a doctor, please read up the entire human body manual on a good search engine. Simultaneously, budget for legal fees as well!

After I recovered, I was forced to send this note to them 👇

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Dear Friends — Thanks for reading my 🦮’s day in the operating room (OR). I am sure my 🦮 has exaggerated the OR experience. 🙏