Interesting Tails

Warning! Warning! — Beware at the pumpkin patch!

At the pumpkin patch, Misty surprised me with a big hug by pouncing on me! It must be all the pills she has been taking for her hips. She looked ultra sexy with her sleek silhouette of bones.

Just as I tried to chew one of her bones, she got away from me to meet Buffy. Unfortunately, Buffy always lands at my opportunistic moment, which costs me dearly.

A deja vu with my twin. Not my twin! Take a look at that one! Woof! Woof! He thinks he looks like George Clooney. Not a chance.

Until he walked into the dressing room and found me, he looked like me. Doesn’t he? Grrrrrrrrrrrr……

He is covered up, and I cannot tell from a distance if it is a he or a she. It doesn’t matter to us; we go sniffing to figure it out, unlike these humans. Sometimes, we are called “it”! What for? Woof! Woof! Can someone please explain…