How to Publish

An Act

Sir Shakespeare (SS) and I

Me: Sir Shakespeare — You dropped your pen!
SS: Oh! Thank you!
Me: Sir Shakespeare — How did you publish all these poems without your pen?
SS: I took a byte of Apple and pushed the “Publish” button!
Me: Sir Shakespeare — Where is the “Publish” button?
SS: Let me get you help.
Me: Okay!

Exits: Sir Shakespeare
Enters: Christopher Marlowe (CM)

Me: Where is the “Publish” button?
CM: On the spider web!
Me: Don’t see it on the spider web!
CM: Now, take this spider and drop it on any Apple.
Me: What for should I drop a spider on any Apple?
CM: It will build a site of a spider web.
Me: Hmm! Sort of. But…
CM: You doubt me? Let me get someone!

Exits: CM
Enters: Modern Shakespeare

Me: Sir Modern Shakespeare — Where can I find the “Publish” button?
Modern Shakespeare: Stare into the looking glass…